By Antony Waller
Submissions Editor, RBU: The Group Blog
http://antonyjwaller.wordpress.com/
http://antonystories.wordpress.com/
It was a meeting Angela was not looking forward to. Her weekly performance assessment. Trends and targets, how she had done and what she had achieved, the successes and the failures. Usually it was just a five minute chat with Gabriel, a friendly smile, a few words of praise and encouragement, and a quick “...if there’s nothing else you wish to ask or need help with then I’ll see you next week. Keep up the excellent work, Angela.”
This time she just knew it would be different. Peter was bound to be there too. Nothing escaped his attention. He had his finger on the pulse and seemed to know everything that went on, sometimes even before it happened. He would certainly be aware of what had happened this week and would want to have a word. She sighed, adjusted the strap of her laptop bag and made sure her mobile was on silent. Oh well here goes, she thought.
Gabriel was standing waiting for her, iPad in hand, scrolling down the screen and studying it thoughtfully. The usual smile was missing. He did not even look up, merely said, “I think Peter wants to be in on this one, I don’t think he will be long.” He glanced back down at the Blackberry clipped to his belt as he spoke.
Angela replied with an “OK”, forced a wry smile and looked past Gabriel’s shoulder at the sky and the clouds drifting by. She had feared as much. She knew things weren’t OK and tried to focus on the week’s events. It wasn’t entirely her fault. Things had just got out of hand and everything seemed to snowball after that. She knew this wasn’t the first time she had misread a situation and exceeded her authority, albeit with the best of intentions and got things slightly wrong. She hoped there would be no sanctions imposed, no penalty. Peter had almost revoked her license once before. In the end he had relented and insisted she spent a few weeks shadowing 'someone with a little more earthly experience'. She took a deep breath and bit her lip. She could see Peter approaching now and could tell from the way he was dressed he had broken off from something far more important.
He nodded in Angela’s direction then turned to consult with Gabriel, listening to his every word but in turn saying nothing. He shook his head and held up his hand. He had heard enough. He turned towards Angela.
Her heart skipped a beat as Peter’s piercing blue eyes met hers. “Angela, you do seem to have rather gone and done it this time.” He raised a quizzical eyebrow. “Would you like to give us an explanation?”
The back of Angela’s leg began to itch and she longed to scratch it. She thought about trying to rub it with the front of her foot but knowing her luck she would probably fall over. Better to ignore it and keep both feet on the ground for now. Angela opened her mouth, but nothing came out. She opened and closed it a few times, coughed and tried again. Still silence. Peter raised his other eyebrow; beside him Gabriel looked up to the heavens.
“It wasn’t even your sphere of operations, North Africa and the Middle East,” continued Peter. “Gabriel assigned you to the UK market. He even gave you a list of clients to look after and told you not to go freelance. Not after what happened last time. It took quite a while and a few favours from on high to sort out that little East European debacle.”
Angela blushed bright red and fought back a tear.
“I’m sure I don’t need to tell you, Angela. Every deal you do, no matter how big or small, has a consequence. For every action there is a reaction, every cause has an effect. There is a perpetual balance, an external equilibrium to be maintained. You know that. I know it’s not easy one and people can be unpredictable and difficult to deal with. You don’t need me to remind you where the road that’s paved with good intentions leads to! But this...” Peter shook his head. “The Chairman has had to intervene personally on this one, even speak to his opposite number, the competition.”
Angela winced, “Oh God, no”. Her leg had stopped itching. She felt weak at the knees now and wished she could sit down, but these things were always conducted standing up. She opened her mouth to speak and this time the words tumbled out. “...I was en route to the UK, flew early Monday morning. I had my ‘watch list’ with me, my clients, the ones I had to oversee, all ready to visit. I just made one brief stop when I saw this man and thought he was in trouble. I just helped a little bit, just like I did last week, only this time it was Egypt not Tunisia. I was only there a minute. Saved him from getting hurt. Hoisted him up onto a tank out of harm’s way and helped him with his banner. Then he said he had brothers in Bahrain so I offered to...”
She was interrupted by an urgent beeping of mobile phones and the flash of Peter and Gabriel’s Blackberrys. “Libya,” they both said at once. “Angela, you didn’t help anyone in Tripoli on your way up here this afternoon, did you?”
3/30/11
3/27/11
3/24/11
An Irish Blessing
by Kicking Back on Sundays
http://kickingbackonsundays.blogspot.com/
Last year was my first year at college, and it was a very exciting time for me to get out and live on my own. I chose a college that was about five hours away from where I lived, meaning that I was not able to freely go home as I wanted. I was restricted to larger holidays such as Thanksgiving, Christmas and Spring Break. It just so happened that year that the day after Spring Break ended, I was scheduled to return to school and start classes again. Not wanting me to spend my birthday completely alone, my mom held a small dinner celebrating my birthday with my immediate family. My grandmother was supposed to come that day, but she was unable to because of her previous engagement at church. This was kind of big deal for me, because my grandmother was always at every major event in my life: recitals, birthdays, graduation, Christmas. She never really missed a beat.
Grandma was a great woman. She had six children, fourteen grandchildren and three great grandchildren. She was very proud of her family, being catholic and being Irish. Her generous soul paid for my sister’s college tuition and part of mine. There was not a family member that grandma didn’t care about. She was always willing to be active in my life, and even though she wasn’t one for baking or knitting, she was one for family functions with drinking, dancing and conversation.
I returned to school that week, thinking about my psychology test, because my teacher never gave adequate study guides and morning the fact that I would be missing St. Patrick’s Day with my family for the first time in my life. Little did I know St. Patrick’s Day would soon come to mean more than the usual meals, Guinness and merriment. My mom called me and told me not to worry, but grandma had fallen and was going to be taken to the hospital. I was worried, but made a mental note to send a get well soon card and maybe send some flowers.
March 18, my school was showing The Blindside and I went with some friends, excited to be done with my test and ready to move on with my life. My phone was on silent, but when I got out of the theater, I had noticed that my phone had about five missed calls and all of them were from my mom. I knew what this meant; I was about to get some very bad news. A battle was waged within me; calling would mean bad news, but not calling would mean that I could stay blissfully unaware until my mom decided to call me back. The war waged on until I could find the strength to dial the number for home. And there it was, staring me right in the face. Grandma was in a coma and fading quickly. That was all there was to it. It wouldn’t have mattered if I jumped onto a train, she would be gone by the time I managed to get there. All I could do was wait for the other call and make the arrangements to come home for the funeral. She died over the weekend, and I told my professors that I would be gone a week to mourn the loss with my family.
The train ride back was not the usual one where I would fall asleep until a stranger would wake me up and ask if I was getting off in New York, no, I spent the whole trip staring out the window fighting the tears that threatened to fall down my cheeks, exposing them to the whole world. I made the decision that I needed to be strong, strong for my family, strong for me. Her wake, reception and funeral were sad, and it made it difficult for me to save face, but I battled through, because it was the only thing keeping me together. The process was mechanical and as soon as the funeral was over, family members rushed to her apartment to claim her things. Coffee tables, bookcases and photo albums were all littered with post it notes. Once her belongings, they were shipped off to auction between various family members.
Who were these people, these strangers, these robbers? They couldn’t be reguarded as family. But as much as I didn’t like the materialistic ritual, there was an intangible process going on in smaller pockets of the family. Members of my family started to become closer than ever. We bonded over drinks and shared stories. These connections made their way to a cousin Christmas party and brought the true meaning of Saint Patrick’s Day to light. A time of appreciating family and the blessings bestowed upon your life. So wherever you may be this year on March 17:
Editor's Note: Unfortunately, this lovely post did not get to run on March 17; however, we are glad to have had the chance to run it as the message is so touching and the blessing timeless.
http://kickingbackonsundays.blogspot.com/
Last year was my first year at college, and it was a very exciting time for me to get out and live on my own. I chose a college that was about five hours away from where I lived, meaning that I was not able to freely go home as I wanted. I was restricted to larger holidays such as Thanksgiving, Christmas and Spring Break. It just so happened that year that the day after Spring Break ended, I was scheduled to return to school and start classes again. Not wanting me to spend my birthday completely alone, my mom held a small dinner celebrating my birthday with my immediate family. My grandmother was supposed to come that day, but she was unable to because of her previous engagement at church. This was kind of big deal for me, because my grandmother was always at every major event in my life: recitals, birthdays, graduation, Christmas. She never really missed a beat.
Grandma was a great woman. She had six children, fourteen grandchildren and three great grandchildren. She was very proud of her family, being catholic and being Irish. Her generous soul paid for my sister’s college tuition and part of mine. There was not a family member that grandma didn’t care about. She was always willing to be active in my life, and even though she wasn’t one for baking or knitting, she was one for family functions with drinking, dancing and conversation.
I returned to school that week, thinking about my psychology test, because my teacher never gave adequate study guides and morning the fact that I would be missing St. Patrick’s Day with my family for the first time in my life. Little did I know St. Patrick’s Day would soon come to mean more than the usual meals, Guinness and merriment. My mom called me and told me not to worry, but grandma had fallen and was going to be taken to the hospital. I was worried, but made a mental note to send a get well soon card and maybe send some flowers.
March 18, my school was showing The Blindside and I went with some friends, excited to be done with my test and ready to move on with my life. My phone was on silent, but when I got out of the theater, I had noticed that my phone had about five missed calls and all of them were from my mom. I knew what this meant; I was about to get some very bad news. A battle was waged within me; calling would mean bad news, but not calling would mean that I could stay blissfully unaware until my mom decided to call me back. The war waged on until I could find the strength to dial the number for home. And there it was, staring me right in the face. Grandma was in a coma and fading quickly. That was all there was to it. It wouldn’t have mattered if I jumped onto a train, she would be gone by the time I managed to get there. All I could do was wait for the other call and make the arrangements to come home for the funeral. She died over the weekend, and I told my professors that I would be gone a week to mourn the loss with my family.
The train ride back was not the usual one where I would fall asleep until a stranger would wake me up and ask if I was getting off in New York, no, I spent the whole trip staring out the window fighting the tears that threatened to fall down my cheeks, exposing them to the whole world. I made the decision that I needed to be strong, strong for my family, strong for me. Her wake, reception and funeral were sad, and it made it difficult for me to save face, but I battled through, because it was the only thing keeping me together. The process was mechanical and as soon as the funeral was over, family members rushed to her apartment to claim her things. Coffee tables, bookcases and photo albums were all littered with post it notes. Once her belongings, they were shipped off to auction between various family members.
Who were these people, these strangers, these robbers? They couldn’t be reguarded as family. But as much as I didn’t like the materialistic ritual, there was an intangible process going on in smaller pockets of the family. Members of my family started to become closer than ever. We bonded over drinks and shared stories. These connections made their way to a cousin Christmas party and brought the true meaning of Saint Patrick’s Day to light. A time of appreciating family and the blessings bestowed upon your life. So wherever you may be this year on March 17:
Editor's Note: Unfortunately, this lovely post did not get to run on March 17; however, we are glad to have had the chance to run it as the message is so touching and the blessing timeless.
More posts from
Kicking Back on Sundays
3/21/11
Celebrity
by Glen Staples,
Managing Editor, RBU: The Group Blog
http://glenslife.com/
Last week I managed to lift my head up from the floor of London’s Paddington station in time to spot a couple of British celebrities loafing about waiting for trains.
I always enjoy a bit of celebrity spotting.
Alistair still is a well known name though, and very much an exciting celebrity to spot.
And there he was, chatting away to whomever he was with, waiting for his train. Oh the life I lead!
Continuing my week mixing in with the top echelons of British society, I managed to see another face I recognised on Tuesday.
Ade Adepitan.
You know – Ade? Come on, that bloke – you know him right?
Ade became sort of almost famous in the UK a while back for dancing in his wheelchair during a link between programs for the BBC. Ade is just some black guy in a wheelchair.
Just?
Yeah right!
Ade suffered Polio when he was three and was left needing a wheelchair for the rest of his life. Now, I am no expert on cultural differences, or racism, or political correctness, but I’m guessing – and it is a guess – that life for a young black disabled boy in the late 70’s & early 80’s wasn’t the biggest bundle of laughs. I can’t help thinking that he was maybe not given much in the way of hope and opportunity about all the things that he could possibly be – maybe I’m cynical, maybe I’m right.
So if that is the case, did he listen to the doubters? Did he just wheel himself in a corner and do nothing, or immerse himself in pity or anger?
Er – no.
As well as countless things that I do not know about, he overcame that illness to become an Olympic medal winning athlete for Great Britain. He became a top wheelchair-basketball player and earned much respect. Ade works tirelessly for several charities, including www.go-kids-go.org.uk, http://www.nspcc.org.uk/ & http://www.wheelpower.org.uk/ to help foster that same positive attitude and potential into the disabled youths of today.
Ade became a presenter for the BBC as well as making several documentaries that followed him proving just what is possible for disabled people to achieve, both to help the disabled believe in themselves and also to persuade people like me to be a little less patronising!
Even his appearance in the BBC ‘ident’ as part of a wheelchair hip-hop dance troupe made people talk and think about the disabled in a way we so often fail to manage.
Ade truly is a genuine ambassador for his colour, his disablement and for his country – my country – our country. If only I could say the same about me!
HOWEVER
As far as I know he can’t do impressions. Which is why us Brits probably didn’t recognise his name just now.
Next month, I will be attempting to explain why celebrity slapper Jordan’s ability to be in the tabloids every single day, for being dirty and having big tits, makes her a better role model for young girls than JK Rowling.
Yes, I know JK is living proof that not only can a woman succeed in what is generally a man’s genre of writing, but also that a ‘mum’ can. She did this through sheer rock solid determination and grit, with a steadfast belief in the strength of her words. And yes, I know she supports countless charities and writes an awful lot for free to support those causes yet further, and that her success may be based entirely on good old fashioned hard work, and persistent talent, but the real question is – is she dirty?
How can I know whether she is a worthy person if I have never seen her arse?
How can young girls possibly look up to a woman who has never had a sex tape on the Internet?
Managing Editor, RBU: The Group Blog
http://glenslife.com/
Last week I managed to lift my head up from the floor of London’s Paddington station in time to spot a couple of British celebrities loafing about waiting for trains.
I always enjoy a bit of celebrity spotting.
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| Alistair McGowan http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/bigimpression/ |
Anyway, on Monday I noticed UK impressionist and funny man Alistair McGowan. I’m not really sure why he hasn’t been on the TV much for a few years now, but he was all over the place a while back and always made me laugh, even if just at how hard it was to work out who he was doing. His beautiful co-star Ronnie Ancona was always worth watching anyway, so the programme was a firm favourite of mine at the time.
And there he was, chatting away to whomever he was with, waiting for his train. Oh the life I lead!
Continuing my week mixing in with the top echelons of British society, I managed to see another face I recognised on Tuesday.
Ade Adepitan.
You know – Ade? Come on, that bloke – you know him right?
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| Ade Adepitan http://www.nspcc.org.uk/get-involved/thank-you/ our-celebrity-ambassadors/ade-adepitan/ ade-adepitan_wda73209.html |
Just?
Yeah right!
Ade suffered Polio when he was three and was left needing a wheelchair for the rest of his life. Now, I am no expert on cultural differences, or racism, or political correctness, but I’m guessing – and it is a guess – that life for a young black disabled boy in the late 70’s & early 80’s wasn’t the biggest bundle of laughs. I can’t help thinking that he was maybe not given much in the way of hope and opportunity about all the things that he could possibly be – maybe I’m cynical, maybe I’m right.
So if that is the case, did he listen to the doubters? Did he just wheel himself in a corner and do nothing, or immerse himself in pity or anger?
Er – no.
As well as countless things that I do not know about, he overcame that illness to become an Olympic medal winning athlete for Great Britain. He became a top wheelchair-basketball player and earned much respect. Ade works tirelessly for several charities, including www.go-kids-go.org.uk, http://www.nspcc.org.uk/ & http://www.wheelpower.org.uk/ to help foster that same positive attitude and potential into the disabled youths of today.
Ade became a presenter for the BBC as well as making several documentaries that followed him proving just what is possible for disabled people to achieve, both to help the disabled believe in themselves and also to persuade people like me to be a little less patronising!
Even his appearance in the BBC ‘ident’ as part of a wheelchair hip-hop dance troupe made people talk and think about the disabled in a way we so often fail to manage.
Ade truly is a genuine ambassador for his colour, his disablement and for his country – my country – our country. If only I could say the same about me!
HOWEVER
As far as I know he can’t do impressions. Which is why us Brits probably didn’t recognise his name just now.
Next month, I will be attempting to explain why celebrity slapper Jordan’s ability to be in the tabloids every single day, for being dirty and having big tits, makes her a better role model for young girls than JK Rowling.
Yes, I know JK is living proof that not only can a woman succeed in what is generally a man’s genre of writing, but also that a ‘mum’ can. She did this through sheer rock solid determination and grit, with a steadfast belief in the strength of her words. And yes, I know she supports countless charities and writes an awful lot for free to support those causes yet further, and that her success may be based entirely on good old fashioned hard work, and persistent talent, but the real question is – is she dirty?
How can I know whether she is a worthy person if I have never seen her arse?
How can young girls possibly look up to a woman who has never had a sex tape on the Internet?
More posts from
Glen Staples
3/18/11
Daughter
By Rob Merlino a.k.a. The Hotdogman
Whether to run and jump or finger paint
Legos, dolls, crayons or a tea party
Maybe ride the Big Wheel until you faint
Living in the moment, full and hearty.
A snack, a drink, some lunch and then a nap
Soon to be followed by more reverie
Daily discovery without a map
Just being only what you want to be.
And then at bedtime we will read a book
To cap the evening time supper and bath
As I tuck you in, the angelic look
Preceding the nightly tickle and laugh.
Oh, there is nothing on earth more alive
Than a fine daughter at the age of five.
More posts from
Hotdogman,
Rob Merlino
3/15/11
Would You Eat Me?
by Pierre le Roux
http://gaywarfare.blogspot.com/
The other day, friends and I were discussing the topic of organic and free range food. The main idea behind this is that certain foods and animals are farmed organically, and allowed to roam free, nibbling on whatever they can find in addition to their normal feeding program. Everything is natural, no hormones, steroids or pesticides are used. The produce of this way of farming is then also considered healthier and to some tastier, safer on the environment and more socially responsible. Well I tried some free range lamb chops the other day, and I don’t know what shit the lamb nibbled on, but I didn’t like the taste of it. So naturally, I thought if animals taste different if they eat different foods, wouldn’t humans do too? And if I ever were forced to, for whatever reason, would I be able to taste the difference?
No, I am not advocating cannibalism, but just think about it. In 1972 with the Andes Flight Disaster 16 survivors faced starvation and were stranded for 72 days before being rescued. Facing starvation and fighting to stay alive the survivors eventually started eating their dead fellow passengers. Similar cases have also been documented in our recent past where cannibalism occurred out of necessity, although not many of the people involved are willing to admit to it. As disgusting as eating your mate seems, the reality is that this could also happen to you! With this thought in mind I started asking myself some serious and peculiar questions.
Should I be in a plane crash and survive, would I be willing to cross that line? Well, I don’t know, but this spiked my interest and led me to question the following. Once the repulsion of having to eat another human being is replaced with desperation and hunger, would a vegetarian passenger taste different from a vegan, an healthy meat eating person taste different from a diabetic, and would Caucasians’ meat be tougher or more tender than that of an Asian? Would homosexuals be fruitier than heterosexual people? Men taste better than women? Would South Africans be less or more fatty than Americans?
Naturally if animals’ taste differs due to what they are fed, surely humans would too. Contemplate this for a moment. In all countries there are different types of department stores whose products differ vastly in quality and price. Some sell top-of-the-range imported fresh produce, organically farmed vegetables and the meat of animals that lived stress free lives, were pampered and fed only the best. Then there are stores that sell products of lesser quality and the meat of animals that were sent to their deaths screaming in questionable abattoirs. The more affluent in society will opt for the more expensive stores and normal working class folk for the affordable ones, so will you be able to taste the difference between the rich, working class and the poor? Would the rich passengers taste like Wagyu steaks and the working class like rib eye?
Working from the assumption that people would taste different due to their social standing, culinary preferences, race and general health, would this influence your pick in dinner? After the plane has crashed and you survived, what would the next step be? I would assume that the dead passengers would have to be organized and categorized, and the best specimens clearly marked and preserved for once all the airplane food runs out. Now I have no idea how to prepare and cook a person, but one thing is for sure – if I am ever faced with a situation as dire as this I will have to be served the food with condiments, spices and booze. But what goes with human?
Well, I can only assume that garlic, rosemary, cloves, bay leaves and any other strong herb will have to be used. I don’t want to think that we would taste like venison or pork, but in all probability we will taste like chicken. After all whenever anyone eats anything strange and is later asked what it tasted like, they inevitably say CHICKEN. So some sage and thyme would be essential. I guess as time passes and the survivors eat their way through the rich, poor, vegans, vegetarians, carnivores, heterosexuals, homosexuals, Caucasians, Asians, Blacks and whatever other race was on the menu, each individual temporary cannibal would identify their favorite. My favorite meat is lamb, maybe in that situation it would be an Indian Vegan or a Caucasian Vegetarian with high blood pressure. Again I hope I never have to find out!
All your French and Italian culinary skills would be tested to the limit in case of such a tragedy. For one, I suspect there would not be many tools to cook with and unless you have a former Survivor cast member on your doomed flight who survived, in all probability you won’t have any fire as well. Secondly, I don’t think there are any classes in human meat preparation apart from anatomy classes in Medical School, so unless you were unfortunate enough to have a cannibalistic serial killer on board, whom have had some prior practice in this field, you won’t have any prime cut meat for dinner. And if you do, chances are good that you may not live much longer anyway.
As so many of us will be travelling to our respective holiday destinations throughout the year, flying out to be with our families and some even travelling by boat, just remember the Andes Disaster and always be ready for the unexpected. You never know when or where you may be marooned and you may have to prepare and eat your mate, fellow passengers and/or your captain. So the next time I board a flight I will be sure to be packing some extra condiments and spices and if you are sitting next to me and you wonder why I ask about your health and eating habits, now you know why.
Bon Appétit! Till Next Time!
http://gaywarfare.blogspot.com/
The other day, friends and I were discussing the topic of organic and free range food. The main idea behind this is that certain foods and animals are farmed organically, and allowed to roam free, nibbling on whatever they can find in addition to their normal feeding program. Everything is natural, no hormones, steroids or pesticides are used. The produce of this way of farming is then also considered healthier and to some tastier, safer on the environment and more socially responsible. Well I tried some free range lamb chops the other day, and I don’t know what shit the lamb nibbled on, but I didn’t like the taste of it. So naturally, I thought if animals taste different if they eat different foods, wouldn’t humans do too? And if I ever were forced to, for whatever reason, would I be able to taste the difference?
No, I am not advocating cannibalism, but just think about it. In 1972 with the Andes Flight Disaster 16 survivors faced starvation and were stranded for 72 days before being rescued. Facing starvation and fighting to stay alive the survivors eventually started eating their dead fellow passengers. Similar cases have also been documented in our recent past where cannibalism occurred out of necessity, although not many of the people involved are willing to admit to it. As disgusting as eating your mate seems, the reality is that this could also happen to you! With this thought in mind I started asking myself some serious and peculiar questions.
Should I be in a plane crash and survive, would I be willing to cross that line? Well, I don’t know, but this spiked my interest and led me to question the following. Once the repulsion of having to eat another human being is replaced with desperation and hunger, would a vegetarian passenger taste different from a vegan, an healthy meat eating person taste different from a diabetic, and would Caucasians’ meat be tougher or more tender than that of an Asian? Would homosexuals be fruitier than heterosexual people? Men taste better than women? Would South Africans be less or more fatty than Americans?
Working from the assumption that people would taste different due to their social standing, culinary preferences, race and general health, would this influence your pick in dinner? After the plane has crashed and you survived, what would the next step be? I would assume that the dead passengers would have to be organized and categorized, and the best specimens clearly marked and preserved for once all the airplane food runs out. Now I have no idea how to prepare and cook a person, but one thing is for sure – if I am ever faced with a situation as dire as this I will have to be served the food with condiments, spices and booze. But what goes with human?
Well, I can only assume that garlic, rosemary, cloves, bay leaves and any other strong herb will have to be used. I don’t want to think that we would taste like venison or pork, but in all probability we will taste like chicken. After all whenever anyone eats anything strange and is later asked what it tasted like, they inevitably say CHICKEN. So some sage and thyme would be essential. I guess as time passes and the survivors eat their way through the rich, poor, vegans, vegetarians, carnivores, heterosexuals, homosexuals, Caucasians, Asians, Blacks and whatever other race was on the menu, each individual temporary cannibal would identify their favorite. My favorite meat is lamb, maybe in that situation it would be an Indian Vegan or a Caucasian Vegetarian with high blood pressure. Again I hope I never have to find out!
All your French and Italian culinary skills would be tested to the limit in case of such a tragedy. For one, I suspect there would not be many tools to cook with and unless you have a former Survivor cast member on your doomed flight who survived, in all probability you won’t have any fire as well. Secondly, I don’t think there are any classes in human meat preparation apart from anatomy classes in Medical School, so unless you were unfortunate enough to have a cannibalistic serial killer on board, whom have had some prior practice in this field, you won’t have any prime cut meat for dinner. And if you do, chances are good that you may not live much longer anyway.
Bon Appétit! Till Next Time!
More posts from
Pierre le Roux
3/12/11
When Your Insecurity Speaks
by: Keianna Johnson
http://keekeebe.blogspot.com/
http://keekeebe.blogspot.com/
When your insecurity tries to speak to you,
tell her to SHUT UP!
Make it clear to her that doubt is not welcome in your mind.
Inform her that your mind is the home of positive thinking.
Creativity lives on the inside of you.
Your mind is where God blesses your fruitful ideas.
A place of peace.
A place of rest.
A place where actions are born.
When your insecurity tries to speak through you,
shout with all your might...
SHUT UP!
Remind her that depression cannot rob you
of your joy any longer.
Her lies of defeat are no longer welcomed into your core.
Her lies are no longer yourself pity crutches you use to walk.
Her fears cannot live as a gray cloud over your head.
Her poison is on Death Row...
SHE HAS TO GO!
When your insecurity tries to beg you to allow her to stay,
roll your eyes while you inform her to BE GONE!
Help her to recall the day you washed your hands of her ridiculous ways.
Prevent her from ageing you any longer with sleepless nights.
No more bags under your eyes.
Tell her your health is important to you.
No more eating 12 pies because you are sad.
So what if life knocks you down!
Remind her of your two beautiful healthy legs that will allow you
to get back up again to finish any race.
Tell her to SHUT UP!
Her words are the reason why so many people live unfulfilled and unmotivated lives.
Go ahead...
You are allowed to yell at her.
She cannot make you feel anything from this day forward,
because to love her is a choice.
Ensure that today is her sunset, her home going service....
and her echoes are never to be heard in your heart again.
Oh, once she leaves you,
don't miss her.
If by chance you began reminiscing of the friendship you had with her,
remember how awful she treated you.
More posts from
Keianna Johnson
3/9/11
Mowing the Median
by Redgirl
http://snippitsrevealed.blogspot.com/
Biking to work, I saw the reason why we have copious "non pesticide vegetation control" signs up all over the bike road. Orange men walked up and down with weed eaters.
Not a bad idea really; everybody wins.
And then I saw them; the females of the orange vested species.
There were two of them. The males seemed to far outnumber the females, who in turn sought comfort in the safety of each other's company.
Hey, if there were eight other guys with powerful and destructive machinery out there, and all I had to defend myself with was a rubber traffic cone or two...and couldn't run very far...(trust me), then I suppose I would keep trying to put my companion between them and me.
"Redgirl!" I scolded myself, "they probably just got caught littering and are now picking up after other people!"
Then I passed them and heard "He didn't mean to hurt no one but just 'cause he had a gun--"
Wild theories began forming, the story coagulated:
Steve, from the hole-in-the-wall coffee shop on ninth, had more than a mild crush on SaraLee who worked at Wal-Mart to support her ailing and sofa-bound late husband's mother-in-law. Things stayed pretty constant: SaraLee would catch Steve following her every now and then, but he didn't seem to mean no harm. It felt kinda nice to have someone acting like he cared.
But one day, it wasn't enough.
Roy, who worked at the locally owned nursery, came to pick up a quart of oil for his burnt umber Chevy and went through her checkout line. The moment her hand brushed his accidentally at the ‘20 items or less’ aisle, she knew he was special. Sure enough, next week he came in at the same time and bought a vehicle interior freshener shaped like a pine tree. "I'm needin' my truck to smell nice," he said. The next week after that, he offered to take her out to coffee and then drive her home.
She agreed.
It was great not riding the bus, as she usually did. Roy offered to help her in with her things, and SaraLee accepted. Halfway up the walk, Steve emerged from the scrub bushes. "SaraLee!" he entreated, "What's gotten into you? You're MY girl!" He picked up the corn ear that had fallen out of her bag. When he held it towards her, Roy felt the testosterone kick in.
"Don't you make a move on her!" He reached inside of the polyester purple windbreaker he sported and SaraLee saw something shiny. Steve the Stalker must have too, because he dove at Roy's legs and knocked him into SaraLee. Her bags went flying everywhere--the tinkle of broken glass and squashing vegetables sharp and wet (respectively) on the concrete.
As the two men struggled, SaraLee watched in stunned awe at the two men fighting over her. Into the melee came Officer Smithyjones. When the two men saw him, they stopped, eyes and flailing limbs stilled. Steve jumped up and limped back into the bushes as if he were in some kind of trouble with the law.
Roy left because he DID have trouble with the law, and possession of that gun was breaking his parole.
SaraLee wrung her hands. "Oh thank you officer, I was so afraid they were going to hurt each other! How did you come in time?"
Officer Smithyjones sighed and nudged the shards of glass with his foot. The biggest one zinged over to hit the box of a sleek green clock radio. "They caught you stealing that clock radio and those now broken champagne flutes on the surveillance cameras." He said "I'm arresting you on the charge of petty theft...you have the right to remain silent..."
Or maybe it was just the littering.
http://snippitsrevealed.blogspot.com/
Biking to work, I saw the reason why we have copious "non pesticide vegetation control" signs up all over the bike road. Orange men walked up and down with weed eaters.
So intent! So community oriented! So...
So...
So carefully watched by the man in the black uniform with a badge on the shoulder. Not just community spirit, but encouraged community spirit.
Not a bad idea really; everybody wins.
And then I saw them; the females of the orange vested species.
There were two of them. The males seemed to far outnumber the females, who in turn sought comfort in the safety of each other's company.
Hey, if there were eight other guys with powerful and destructive machinery out there, and all I had to defend myself with was a rubber traffic cone or two...and couldn't run very far...(trust me), then I suppose I would keep trying to put my companion between them and me.
"Redgirl!" I scolded myself, "they probably just got caught littering and are now picking up after other people!"
Then I passed them and heard "He didn't mean to hurt no one but just 'cause he had a gun--"
Wild theories began forming, the story coagulated:
Steve, from the hole-in-the-wall coffee shop on ninth, had more than a mild crush on SaraLee who worked at Wal-Mart to support her ailing and sofa-bound late husband's mother-in-law. Things stayed pretty constant: SaraLee would catch Steve following her every now and then, but he didn't seem to mean no harm. It felt kinda nice to have someone acting like he cared.
But one day, it wasn't enough.
Roy, who worked at the locally owned nursery, came to pick up a quart of oil for his burnt umber Chevy and went through her checkout line. The moment her hand brushed his accidentally at the ‘20 items or less’ aisle, she knew he was special. Sure enough, next week he came in at the same time and bought a vehicle interior freshener shaped like a pine tree. "I'm needin' my truck to smell nice," he said. The next week after that, he offered to take her out to coffee and then drive her home.
She agreed.
It was great not riding the bus, as she usually did. Roy offered to help her in with her things, and SaraLee accepted. Halfway up the walk, Steve emerged from the scrub bushes. "SaraLee!" he entreated, "What's gotten into you? You're MY girl!" He picked up the corn ear that had fallen out of her bag. When he held it towards her, Roy felt the testosterone kick in.
"Don't you make a move on her!" He reached inside of the polyester purple windbreaker he sported and SaraLee saw something shiny. Steve the Stalker must have too, because he dove at Roy's legs and knocked him into SaraLee. Her bags went flying everywhere--the tinkle of broken glass and squashing vegetables sharp and wet (respectively) on the concrete.
As the two men struggled, SaraLee watched in stunned awe at the two men fighting over her. Into the melee came Officer Smithyjones. When the two men saw him, they stopped, eyes and flailing limbs stilled. Steve jumped up and limped back into the bushes as if he were in some kind of trouble with the law.SaraLee wrung her hands. "Oh thank you officer, I was so afraid they were going to hurt each other! How did you come in time?"
Officer Smithyjones sighed and nudged the shards of glass with his foot. The biggest one zinged over to hit the box of a sleek green clock radio. "They caught you stealing that clock radio and those now broken champagne flutes on the surveillance cameras." He said "I'm arresting you on the charge of petty theft...you have the right to remain silent..."
Or maybe it was just the littering.
More posts from
Redgirl
3/6/11
As an Oak, Whose Leaf is Fading
By Jackrabbit http://jackrabbit-blog.blogspot.com/
I am an English major here on my college campus, and I like saints, heroes and romances. One of my favorite saints, for instance, is Saint Boniface, who was a bull-headed but awe-inspiring missionary to the Germans in the ninth century. Even so, I have held a grudge against him for one specific thing: he once destroyed a huge, ancient oak tree and then bragged about it. Doubtless, old Boniface felt justified in what he was doing (the pagans worshiped it after all, and he was a Christian bishop), but the story has never set well with me because when you get right down to it, Boniface wanted to destroy his pagan rival so badly that he would literally wipe its presence off the landscape. And an ancient oak whose rings could remember when Rome fell was the sacrificial victim. There is no justifiable reason in a land of cultural warfare to blight the earth, to enact a scorched earth policy to punish the land. To scorch the land is to scorch the very memory of a culture, to alter it possibly forever.
The reason that I have been thinking about old, ancient oak trees is because of what happened in Tuscaloosa, Alabama a couple of weeks ago. If you haven’t heard, one of college football’s oldest rivalries took a step into uncharted territory when a so-called University of Alabama fan spiked two, 135 year-old oak trees at Toomer’s Corner with enough herbicide to kill an entire grove of trees. Toomer’s Corner has served as the gathering place of Auburn Tigers fans for decades, and they perform a ritual they called “rolling the oaks” after every victory—toilet papering the trees, to exact. The two oak trees are practically guaranteed not to survive, as are several others in the vicinity, and the soil is now toxic. As far as anyone knows, the Auburn Tiger’s most famous local tradition may be the thing of a past, and, if I have learned one thing from living in the American South, it’s that tradition is everything.
The tree-killer, who called himself “Al from Dadeville” on a call-in radio show when he bragged about the deed, thinks he is a die-hard fan of the Alabama Crimson Tide, and that attacking Auburn’s most important landmark was all a part of the rivalry heating up between the two schools since he was a child. “Al” has lived this rivalry; he named his children after the team name and their most famous coach, Bear Bryant. He did the deed after the Iron Bowl, the game in which Alabama and Auburn play each other, and his team lost. Maybe he felt vindicated for years of pranks and harassment from Auburn fans against Alabama’s team. Instead, “Al” has found himself a pariah in a state that normally turns a blind eye to extremism in the name of rivalry. The last report I heard was that, after he went through four lawyers in three days and made bail, he was sleeping in his car near a creek. Alabama fans, in the meantime, are close to reaching $50,000 of donations to help undo what “Al” had done in their name.
To a person who comes from a state university without a single nationally-ranked major sport and a fairly healthy and mostly non-violent rivalry, I don’t really understand the extent to which so many people in the South have incorporated their sports fandom into their personal and community identities. My only real firsthand experience when I used to play for Wyoming’s pep band and some drunk fans were screaming and spitting on us. And so, I have been thinking through the nature of this rivalry from an outsider's perspective (outsider to the South, to football, largely, and to the SEC fandom), trying to figure out if there is any lesson we can learn from this about how fans should treat each other and respect each other's memory.
The whole point of a sport rivalry is to have a relationship, I always figured. Rivalries foster relationships with others in the spirit of competition, for bragging rights and glory. You need a tradition or common history to do that, and in each side's playful demonizing of the other there is still underneath a mutual, grudging respect for each— to have their glory, their own history of their region. The sides of the rivalry therefore affirm each other and give them respect as a worthy opponent.
What "Al from Dadeville" did to Toomer's Corner didn't have anything to do with rivalry. He wanted to wipe Auburn out by killing the place that holds their own memories, even a small (though significant) part of who they are. The Toomer's oaks are fading, and in this time, I'm praying that with this comes a reconsideration of what a rivalry is, and what it means. Rivalries don't need to be destroyed, but they need to be recognized for what they are. And those within those rivalries need to recognize the consequences of how they act.
For one, it would be a good idea to understand what has been lost. I've been reading a lot of Crimson Tide fans commenting on the situation, and I have to say it’s been interesting. A lot of them have been pretty classy as well as (understandably) defensive about it. But, those in between on this have complained that "it's just a couple of trees." That's where I (and a lot of other Alabama fans, apparently) have to respectfully differ. "Al's" attack on those trees was an attack on Auburn's entire tradition and an attempt to annihilate a part of it. That's why this is such a touchy issue, because it has nothing to do with the true spirit of rivalry at all. Poisoning the Toomer's Oaks would be a lot like the following:
• Digging up Bear Bryant's grave in Elmwood Cemetery, Birmingham, AL and stealing his body
• Chopping down the Grove in Oxford, MS and filling it with broken glass
• Blowing up The Rock in Knoxville, TN or Howard's Rock in Clemson, SC, two important university landmarks
You could call each of these "vandalism" in the name of rivalry if you want, but they're not; it's more like Boniface wiping out Thor's tree and singing amongst the wreckage. Each of them would actually be an attempt to erase a bit of the school's heritage and deny them the chance to pass on that tradition to others. You can TP the trees on any corner in Tuscaloosa, but it will never be the same trees their grandparents had done that to. And, their grandchildren may never know what "rolling the oaks" was ever about.
So, on Auburn's side, they're pretty pissed, and with absolute right. They have been denied a part of their school heritage which (whether you think it's dumb or not) has been something very important to their shared identity as Auburn fans. Even so, however, I would caution the Auburn contingent to see this as a dangerous new "trend" in their rivalry and fly off the handle at Alabama fans for being felons. Rather, perhaps it's better not to even think of the poisoning as part of the rivalry at all. "Al from Dadeville" doesn't represent the rivalry because he has no respect for it.
To understand and respect a rivalry is to, at the end of the day, realize that your mutual competition and name-calling really comes down to recognizing your opponent's worth. If you mock them, it's because you know you couldn't really live without them. If someone does something this hateful to another team's common traditions and history, they're not acting from the rivalry anymore. And when they step outside the rivalry to pursue something to destroy their rivals, they act alone.
In any case, I'm hoping that, since the outrage at Toomer's Corner has sent such massive shock waves through the entire Southeastern Conference and the rest of the nation, maybe all our fan bases should stop and take stock of what it means to have a rivalry, and what it means to prank each other. We need to know that Alabama doesn't "hate" Auburn, and neither does Auburn “hate” them. If Auburn ceased to exist, there would be no tradition of rivalry, and Alabama would be the poorer for it. The same would be true for Tennessee and Florida. This is a lesson that should be true of any sport, whether it involves the NCAA trophy or the World Cup. And so, every time we talk smack about the other team's fans or coaches, we need to recognize that that is actually a badge of respect for each other. Just maybe, if we all make that act of respect conscious, perhaps the death of the Toomer's oaks can mean something far more important than just one town's tragedy. Now that the trees are fading and the accused tree-killer is arrested, we need to aim for planting new seeds.
I am an English major here on my college campus, and I like saints, heroes and romances. One of my favorite saints, for instance, is Saint Boniface, who was a bull-headed but awe-inspiring missionary to the Germans in the ninth century. Even so, I have held a grudge against him for one specific thing: he once destroyed a huge, ancient oak tree and then bragged about it. Doubtless, old Boniface felt justified in what he was doing (the pagans worshiped it after all, and he was a Christian bishop), but the story has never set well with me because when you get right down to it, Boniface wanted to destroy his pagan rival so badly that he would literally wipe its presence off the landscape. And an ancient oak whose rings could remember when Rome fell was the sacrificial victim. There is no justifiable reason in a land of cultural warfare to blight the earth, to enact a scorched earth policy to punish the land. To scorch the land is to scorch the very memory of a culture, to alter it possibly forever.
The reason that I have been thinking about old, ancient oak trees is because of what happened in Tuscaloosa, Alabama a couple of weeks ago. If you haven’t heard, one of college football’s oldest rivalries took a step into uncharted territory when a so-called University of Alabama fan spiked two, 135 year-old oak trees at Toomer’s Corner with enough herbicide to kill an entire grove of trees. Toomer’s Corner has served as the gathering place of Auburn Tigers fans for decades, and they perform a ritual they called “rolling the oaks” after every victory—toilet papering the trees, to exact. The two oak trees are practically guaranteed not to survive, as are several others in the vicinity, and the soil is now toxic. As far as anyone knows, the Auburn Tiger’s most famous local tradition may be the thing of a past, and, if I have learned one thing from living in the American South, it’s that tradition is everything.
The tree-killer, who called himself “Al from Dadeville” on a call-in radio show when he bragged about the deed, thinks he is a die-hard fan of the Alabama Crimson Tide, and that attacking Auburn’s most important landmark was all a part of the rivalry heating up between the two schools since he was a child. “Al” has lived this rivalry; he named his children after the team name and their most famous coach, Bear Bryant. He did the deed after the Iron Bowl, the game in which Alabama and Auburn play each other, and his team lost. Maybe he felt vindicated for years of pranks and harassment from Auburn fans against Alabama’s team. Instead, “Al” has found himself a pariah in a state that normally turns a blind eye to extremism in the name of rivalry. The last report I heard was that, after he went through four lawyers in three days and made bail, he was sleeping in his car near a creek. Alabama fans, in the meantime, are close to reaching $50,000 of donations to help undo what “Al” had done in their name.
To a person who comes from a state university without a single nationally-ranked major sport and a fairly healthy and mostly non-violent rivalry, I don’t really understand the extent to which so many people in the South have incorporated their sports fandom into their personal and community identities. My only real firsthand experience when I used to play for Wyoming’s pep band and some drunk fans were screaming and spitting on us. And so, I have been thinking through the nature of this rivalry from an outsider's perspective (outsider to the South, to football, largely, and to the SEC fandom), trying to figure out if there is any lesson we can learn from this about how fans should treat each other and respect each other's memory.
The whole point of a sport rivalry is to have a relationship, I always figured. Rivalries foster relationships with others in the spirit of competition, for bragging rights and glory. You need a tradition or common history to do that, and in each side's playful demonizing of the other there is still underneath a mutual, grudging respect for each— to have their glory, their own history of their region. The sides of the rivalry therefore affirm each other and give them respect as a worthy opponent.
What "Al from Dadeville" did to Toomer's Corner didn't have anything to do with rivalry. He wanted to wipe Auburn out by killing the place that holds their own memories, even a small (though significant) part of who they are. The Toomer's oaks are fading, and in this time, I'm praying that with this comes a reconsideration of what a rivalry is, and what it means. Rivalries don't need to be destroyed, but they need to be recognized for what they are. And those within those rivalries need to recognize the consequences of how they act.
For one, it would be a good idea to understand what has been lost. I've been reading a lot of Crimson Tide fans commenting on the situation, and I have to say it’s been interesting. A lot of them have been pretty classy as well as (understandably) defensive about it. But, those in between on this have complained that "it's just a couple of trees." That's where I (and a lot of other Alabama fans, apparently) have to respectfully differ. "Al's" attack on those trees was an attack on Auburn's entire tradition and an attempt to annihilate a part of it. That's why this is such a touchy issue, because it has nothing to do with the true spirit of rivalry at all. Poisoning the Toomer's Oaks would be a lot like the following:
• Digging up Bear Bryant's grave in Elmwood Cemetery, Birmingham, AL and stealing his body
• Chopping down the Grove in Oxford, MS and filling it with broken glass
• Blowing up The Rock in Knoxville, TN or Howard's Rock in Clemson, SC, two important university landmarks
You could call each of these "vandalism" in the name of rivalry if you want, but they're not; it's more like Boniface wiping out Thor's tree and singing amongst the wreckage. Each of them would actually be an attempt to erase a bit of the school's heritage and deny them the chance to pass on that tradition to others. You can TP the trees on any corner in Tuscaloosa, but it will never be the same trees their grandparents had done that to. And, their grandchildren may never know what "rolling the oaks" was ever about.
So, on Auburn's side, they're pretty pissed, and with absolute right. They have been denied a part of their school heritage which (whether you think it's dumb or not) has been something very important to their shared identity as Auburn fans. Even so, however, I would caution the Auburn contingent to see this as a dangerous new "trend" in their rivalry and fly off the handle at Alabama fans for being felons. Rather, perhaps it's better not to even think of the poisoning as part of the rivalry at all. "Al from Dadeville" doesn't represent the rivalry because he has no respect for it.
To understand and respect a rivalry is to, at the end of the day, realize that your mutual competition and name-calling really comes down to recognizing your opponent's worth. If you mock them, it's because you know you couldn't really live without them. If someone does something this hateful to another team's common traditions and history, they're not acting from the rivalry anymore. And when they step outside the rivalry to pursue something to destroy their rivals, they act alone.
In any case, I'm hoping that, since the outrage at Toomer's Corner has sent such massive shock waves through the entire Southeastern Conference and the rest of the nation, maybe all our fan bases should stop and take stock of what it means to have a rivalry, and what it means to prank each other. We need to know that Alabama doesn't "hate" Auburn, and neither does Auburn “hate” them. If Auburn ceased to exist, there would be no tradition of rivalry, and Alabama would be the poorer for it. The same would be true for Tennessee and Florida. This is a lesson that should be true of any sport, whether it involves the NCAA trophy or the World Cup. And so, every time we talk smack about the other team's fans or coaches, we need to recognize that that is actually a badge of respect for each other. Just maybe, if we all make that act of respect conscious, perhaps the death of the Toomer's oaks can mean something far more important than just one town's tragedy. Now that the trees are fading and the accused tree-killer is arrested, we need to aim for planting new seeds.
More posts from
Jackrabbit
3/3/11
3/1/11
A Message From the Founder's Keyboard...
By L. Avery Brown
Founder, RBU
Editor-in-Chief, RBU: The Group Blog
http://whenasouthernwomanrambles.blogspot.com/
http://magnoliablossomreview.blogspot.com/
Greetings and welcome to the March edition of Real Bloggers United: The Group Blog.
The blogosphere is such an amazing thing, isn't it? Millions of people log on everyday to peruse the words and images offered up by bloggers from all walks of life and from every possible locale on this beautiful blue sphere we call home. There are blog sites about everything from the mundane to the outrageous. And the vast majority of those blogs are started and maintained by amateur authors, poets, and photographers.
But for most people who take up blogging, it's a passing fancy, a novelty so to say. They jump in with both feet and find themselves posting as quickly as they can hit the submit button. And then after the newness of playing with the medium wears off and the realization that it takes a good deal of time to maintain a site and to grow a loyal readership sets in, a vast majority of those sites are abandoned.
However, there are some sites with blogthurs who are able to survive the honeymoon phase of blogging and find their 'blogging groove'. These are the bloggers...writers, photographers, musicians, etc... who are able to truly embrace this new medium of expression in ways that those fly by night bloggers will never understand. And what they wind up with are blog sites that are anything thing but amateur in their quality.
But who are the they who make it? Who are the they that look at blogging as an extension of themselves? Who are the they that continue to put post after post of quality work online even though their reader/follower numbers are not in the thousands like they dream of when they started their sites (and which is in all honesty a daunting goal for any blogthur regardless of who they may be or what their subject matter pertains to) but more likely hovers somewhere between 'a handful' to a hundred or perhaps 100 or 200 or maybe even 300?
If you are a member of RBU then the they are you because you joined RBU to not only offer another outlet where your work can be seen by people who might not otherwise stop by your site but also because you are passionate about what you consider to be a legitimate outlet for expression that is no less important than a library or a fine art museum. What's more you know that here are RBU you are often challenged to 'think outside your personal blogging box.
Yes here at RBU:TGB it has always been our goal to offer our members not only an avenue for steering new readers towards their personal blog sites but also to challenge our members to explore their craft through our monthly themes because it can be daunting to be asked to focus their attention in a way that might be 180°different than they way they do on their own sites. This is a concept very few other sites employ which sets RBU apart from other group blogs.
Oh what wonderful submissions we’ve gathered in the past almost year, too, using this concept. However we do realize that our members would love the opportunity to shine the way they do on their personal sites which is why every so often we like to have a BLOGGER’S CHOICE month where we will accept submissions on just about any topic (so long as it stays within our general guidelines which are actually quite broad.) Essentially it’s an UNthemed theme.
And this month, March 2011, is one of those months where we’ve decided to use the UNthemed theme of BLOGGER’S CHOICE which means that, quite frankly, visitors to RBU:TGB will see a unique variety of posts and won’t know until they find themselves at the site just what we’ll be offering up. And with that it in mind we hope that you’ll drop by as often as you can throughout the month to enjoy the outstanding work of our members and be inspired to drop by their blog sites as a result.
Here’s wishing you all a wonderful March!
Founder, RBU
Editor-in-Chief, RBU: The Group Blog
http://whenasouthernwomanrambles.blogspot.com/
http://magnoliablossomreview.blogspot.com/
Greetings and welcome to the March edition of Real Bloggers United: The Group Blog.
The blogosphere is such an amazing thing, isn't it? Millions of people log on everyday to peruse the words and images offered up by bloggers from all walks of life and from every possible locale on this beautiful blue sphere we call home. There are blog sites about everything from the mundane to the outrageous. And the vast majority of those blogs are started and maintained by amateur authors, poets, and photographers.
But for most people who take up blogging, it's a passing fancy, a novelty so to say. They jump in with both feet and find themselves posting as quickly as they can hit the submit button. And then after the newness of playing with the medium wears off and the realization that it takes a good deal of time to maintain a site and to grow a loyal readership sets in, a vast majority of those sites are abandoned.
However, there are some sites with blogthurs who are able to survive the honeymoon phase of blogging and find their 'blogging groove'. These are the bloggers...writers, photographers, musicians, etc... who are able to truly embrace this new medium of expression in ways that those fly by night bloggers will never understand. And what they wind up with are blog sites that are anything thing but amateur in their quality.
But who are the they who make it? Who are the they that look at blogging as an extension of themselves? Who are the they that continue to put post after post of quality work online even though their reader/follower numbers are not in the thousands like they dream of when they started their sites (and which is in all honesty a daunting goal for any blogthur regardless of who they may be or what their subject matter pertains to) but more likely hovers somewhere between 'a handful' to a hundred or perhaps 100 or 200 or maybe even 300?
If you are a member of RBU then the they are you because you joined RBU to not only offer another outlet where your work can be seen by people who might not otherwise stop by your site but also because you are passionate about what you consider to be a legitimate outlet for expression that is no less important than a library or a fine art museum. What's more you know that here are RBU you are often challenged to 'think outside your personal blogging box.
Yes here at RBU:TGB it has always been our goal to offer our members not only an avenue for steering new readers towards their personal blog sites but also to challenge our members to explore their craft through our monthly themes because it can be daunting to be asked to focus their attention in a way that might be 180°different than they way they do on their own sites. This is a concept very few other sites employ which sets RBU apart from other group blogs.
Oh what wonderful submissions we’ve gathered in the past almost year, too, using this concept. However we do realize that our members would love the opportunity to shine the way they do on their personal sites which is why every so often we like to have a BLOGGER’S CHOICE month where we will accept submissions on just about any topic (so long as it stays within our general guidelines which are actually quite broad.) Essentially it’s an UNthemed theme.
And this month, March 2011, is one of those months where we’ve decided to use the UNthemed theme of BLOGGER’S CHOICE which means that, quite frankly, visitors to RBU:TGB will see a unique variety of posts and won’t know until they find themselves at the site just what we’ll be offering up. And with that it in mind we hope that you’ll drop by as often as you can throughout the month to enjoy the outstanding work of our members and be inspired to drop by their blog sites as a result.
Here’s wishing you all a wonderful March!
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Avery Brown,
L Avery Brown
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